No wonder the food looks atrocious lol

To be fair… The company had already burned and decayed long before Wheatley took charge.

CYBERPUNK REFERENCE??!??!

The problem of doing it at your place is that they’ll learn your address.

She’s not stupid, she’s a French protestor.

Damn, we gotta stop the music industry. They are spreading it like a virus!

Add another X and you’ll have double the fun!

The video demonstrating each step is so gross! But yet, enlightening.

Hank’s law is when you die in the middle of nowhere by Nazis because you got pranked by your brother-in-law.

Oh, so that’s why when I shot someone they got cold! Silly me. I’m a reverse microwave, not a murderer duh

All for the aesthetics

I don’t like the funky and colorful creatures. They are always so clingy! It’s like they want you to touch them for the rest of your life.

So you are telling me that high school math is the equivalent of unlocking the other buttons on a calculator.

Hmm, yes. Spy Kids, known for its avant-garde script and concept. With thought provoking and philosophical quotes, such as “Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?”. Frankly, I don’t think humanity was prepared for such work of art. No wonder you would want to rewatch it over Pulp Fiction. After watching such marvelous journey that the characters went throughout this series of films. It ruins the experience of any other piece of art, since they can never replicate the experience of viewing Spy Kids.

I talked with a expert (my one friend who knows how to use a knife) and the conclusion is: any vegetable that is served in a different plate.

If I can’t criticize every insignificant difference in lifestyle that I have with a stranger that I probably won’t ever talk to again in my life. How else will I stroke my ego and fulfill my basic need of feeling superior to others?

I was looking at the market and noticed that the blood of your enemies was too expensive. Is olive oil a good substitute?

Why would it turn against them? It aligns perfectly with their ideology.

The question is, if this appears on a captcha asking to click only on the sandwich images. Would you click on it?

Words many, TL:DR plz