Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,
I’m not like those other mean Hexbearians. I’m one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke
I just want you to love me. I’m so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I’ll do anything. Anything.
Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing
I hereby forswear socialism. I’m a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.
I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.
Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit
Ee wants to defend? That’s kinda sad I like ee. Mostly because their takes are chaos. Absolutely chaos. Sometimes they’re good. Sometimes they’re bad. Sometimes you get that take outta left field about how the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that’s why it’s round now. It’s a grab bag of fun and surprise every time.
…is this hyperbole, or did a comment actually assert this?
Hyperbole but the fact that you had to question it proves the point!
Not so much that I had to question it, just that the off chance this was a reference was too good to pass up
Chaos unity