This headline really isn’t an exaggeration, unusually.
I love how happy the lawyer sounds. Emotional people say dumb stuff and make mistakes; sometimes you have to manipulate people into getting emotional when they’re testifying but Lindell went ahead and did it to himself. Not that the lawyer didn’t help – you could tell he was judging the perfect moment to ask a question about “lumpy pillows,” and look how well it worked. 😁
Can we refer to Mike Lindell as the lumpy pillow guy from now on?
Surely not. He’d hate it and become funny, and that would be a terrible thing.
That would be an insult to Lumpy Space Princess and all of her kind.
He’s scared shitless. All that combativeness is deflection. He’s compensating.
He’s so defensive, he felt he needed to defend himself from the statement, “we’ll take it slow so the recorder can keep up”.
His behavior is that of a suspect in an interrogation room who is totally guilty.
Hahahahaha man that lawyer is throwing his lures and this guy just fucking bit at every single one of them.
The lumpy pillow one was great
Lawyer sitting behind the camera like “man I love it when my billable hours are bumped up by depositions of stupid people”
Yep, that’s exactly how totally innocent people behave in a disposition…
Projection? Intimidation? Trying to make himself bigger than the bear/cougar that’s about to maul him? WTF is he even thinking? Makes Trump look composed by comparison.
He’shas that 70s car salesman vibe. Also known as the boomer vibe.
Scummy Corvette driving pervert.
Obviously not saying all boomers are like that, but that generation wears the suit pretty well.
Longtime hard-drug use, and particularly the lifestyle around it, where the user doesn’t eat, sleep, or stay hydrated properly, eats through the frontal lobe, where emotional control, and logic and reason processes happen.
If you watch many hours of him, you realize that his brain short-circuits every time he is confronted with contravening information. He literally can’t respond with what a lawyer would call a “responsive answer.” Instead, his brain shunts over to stock bullshit replies, and if they aren’t immediately welcomed by the first party, he gets frustrated and angry.
He is fundamentally incapable of putting himself in the interlocutor’s position and considering the matter from their perspective.
Finally, if anyone reading this hasn’t watched his Cyber Symposium, go find a good wrap-up on YT. I watched every second of the live broadcast, and it was absolutely nuts. Between the data guy singing, Ron Watkins “analyzing” stolen election machine data live on stage, and Mike Pillow claiming he was attacked upstairs in the hotel, it was an amazing ride.
A good summation from an software forensics expert that attended.
Clearly a smart guy yet he claims in this article that he voted for Trump twice.
Clever but retarded at the same time.
Clearly a smart guy yet he claims in this article that he voted for Trump twice.
Clever but retarded at the same time.
Ehh, old man in tech, owns several businesses. I dont know much about him, but he sounds like a classic “business republican,” i.e they pass laws that keep rich people like me rich, so i vote for them. I’m not suprised dude just votes “R” every time he sees it.
So basically: “I’ve got mine and I want more, so fuck you.”
Meanwhile, dark money interests who are like you but presumably MUCH wealthier push the GOP further and further “right,” past the point of even pretending to have social responsibility and onwards towards giddying heights of spittle-flecked insanity.
Yeah… I’m referring to the guy in the article’s reasoning, not mine. At no point do I agree with it, just stating that there is a style of “I dont give a shit about anything buy taxes” Republican out there.
Way to go on the attack though, bro. “Spittle flecked insanity” indeed.
Righto. Not meaning to attack you, but the whole fucking circus of MAGA stupid.
The remix bros has a great musical version of this https://youtu.be/GZmH1aK9NN0?si=3DHpeV9oCR02XjMi
I don’t have a lumpy MyPillow, guess I’m an asshole.
Woooooooo!
Thanks for this. The only way I was going to tolerate a video like this is if WTFBrah/Remix Bros. did their take. I get all of my cable news from them (and before them it was Auto-Tune The News for me).
You just made my morning.
He’s trying to “win” a deposition. What a maroon.
He’s seeing red again for sure
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Jeez hes being absolutely hysterical, isn’t he? I don’t think i want someone so emotional being in charge of a pillow company.
lumpy pillow company
being in charge of a lumpy pillow company.
Fixed it for you
I think he just needs better sleep. He should find a better pillow to sleep on.
Just don’t call them lumpy…
so i’ll go ahead and say it, are those classic fucking sugar booger tremors he has going on? dude looks like he’s straight up coke tweaking.
Yeah, mike pillow is a coke addict. He claims he’s sober now but obviously not.
“I’ll take as much time as you want”
This could have been over in a matter of hours had he not interjected in every single subclause of the lawyer’s questions
The cross necklace flopping around at the end was a nice touch.
Notice how he’s got to make sure it’s outside his shirt so everyone can see it.
Sorry, maybe I live under a rock. Who is this guy? Why is he angry?
He’s a business owner that sells lumpy pillows who dove headfirst into the alt right deep end during the Trump era. He’s also involved in the 2020 election interference and is angry that he’s found out after fucking around.
His pillows aren’t lumpy! You asshole! Ambulance chasing asshole. That’s what you are.
Asshole.
"Don’t get personal with me and my company.
Asshole."
He’s the guy who owns the MyPillow company that got involved in the 2020 election interference and is being questioned regarding it, hence his anger.
It is soooooo complicated at this point. You should just read his Wikipedia entry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Lindell
Oh wow. Yeah that’s quite the read. Maybe he should have just stuck to crack.
Small dick probably
The QAnon Anonymous (it’s anti-Q, so you know) podcast did a bonus ep about this the other day. I chuckled so much, had a great time listening to it while doing housework.
https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/premium-episode-227-mike-lindells-lumpy-pillows
Let this man destroy himself for our entertainment. I love it.
Why didn’t they call it “QAnonoholics Anonymous” instead? Would have made things less ambiguous.
I’d like to watch him melt down like a giant stick of butter in a giant pot, brazen bull style, but that’s just me.