I don’t know why. It’s just something that annoys me to read, and my go to way of getting the pressure out of my head after reading something like that is to make fun of it.
"I’d rather have my horrible BALLBUSTER of an exwife BRENDA in the oval office than mr mango. at least she could get RESULTS, she took everything in the divorce, even MY BOAT "
I’d rather eat the festering rotten ASSHOLE of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer than vote for Trump! :avgn:
I was going to make some sort of AVGN reference but you did it first
Drumpf
Id rather vote for a senile carcass responsible for huge prison populations and more foreign murder than trump could ever dream of
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I can’t wait til we “gotta vote for trump! He’s the only one that can stop trump! Think about it, if he’s in office, all he will do is golf and tweet. That’s the safest place for him to be”
I’ll make out sloppy with my best friend before I vote for trump! wait what was the objective of this post again
I’d rather run a marathon in a shirt made of steel wool.
Tommy would abstain from drinkie for an entire season and miss out on several Napa Valley wine tastings before voting for Trump.
I’d le vote for literal random epic bacon before I would le vote for Trump
I’d rather read theory than vote for trump
Where’d you get that book? No! Stop please I was bluffing don’t make me read
“I’d rather vote for status quo Joe before I vote for Trump. At least Joe made politics boring again!”
I wish Bush could rerun for a third term! Then it’d be a win win whoever won!
Disturbingly accurate
Dont have any idea just wanted to say that using “defenestrated” is cool and good
Libs love their two dollar words
“I’d rather vote for Ron DeSantis”
I would rather chain myself to a wall and let someone wail on me with a cat-o-nine tails til I couldn’t sit right for a week and then take me down and use an electric cattle prod on my- sorry, what we’re we talking about?