Stop doing morganatic marriage

• royals were not meant to marry for love

• years of marriage yet no real world use found for not fucking your cousins

• wanted to fuck a commoner anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called “mistresses”

• “Yes, nice lady I have a genuine connection with, I would love to date you” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

look at what commoners have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the gene pools we gave them (these are real children, made by real commoners)

(Pictures of children from morganatic marriages captioned with question marks)

“Hello I would like to not be classist when marrying”

They have played us for absolute fools