I learned once that if you’re dragged to a strip club, and you spend your time there with your nose in a book on an obscure subject, that you’ll get lots of attention.
It was my bachelor party, and one guy insisted we go to the titty bar. The woman I was going to marry the next day was much better looking than almost all of the women there, and I just felt so out of place and bored that I was reading a book about electric motors and motor controls, which was really interesting to me. One of the women working there spent avout half the time sitting in my lap asking about the subject material, so it wasnt a total loss I supose.
I learned once that if you’re dragged to a strip club, and you spend your time there with your nose in a book on an obscure subject, that you’ll get lots of attention.
It was my bachelor party, and one guy insisted we go to the titty bar. The woman I was going to marry the next day was much better looking than almost all of the women there, and I just felt so out of place and bored that I was reading a book about electric motors and motor controls, which was really interesting to me. One of the women working there spent avout half the time sitting in my lap asking about the subject material, so it wasnt a total loss I supose.
Pls tell us about the women that were better looking than your fiance.
IT’S A TRAP! Send no reply.
OP, I found your fiancee/wife!
“What you reading about?”
“Variable frequency drives.”
“Ooh. That sounds hot.”
“Well, not normally, but it’s possible in the case of a poor connection.”
“Well that’s …uh… ironic?”
“No, it’s usually a bad ground”
The real question is: where did you get that book?
I want to say I picked it up at Borders.
Time to go read a book of linux manpages at a strip club
a stripper comes over and asks you about your package manager… sudo schwing