• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Microsoft: “Hey Apple, wanna buy some of our stuff?”

    Apple: “Sure. What’re you sellin’? Xbox? O365? Exchange?”

    Ms: “No No. Bing!”

    Ap: “…bing?”

    Ms: “Bing! Our search eng-“

    Ap: “-Not interested.”

    Ms: “C’mon! We’ll throw in uh uh- Teams!”

    Ap: “VERY NOT INTERESTED!”

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        1 year ago

        I’ll take it a step further. I DONT hate bing. It has its uses. And google is fuckin worthless for porn now.

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          1 year ago

          I’ve come to use Bing more than I use Google. It’s not necessarily better than Google’s results sometimes, it’s that they just don’t suck either. I still easily find what I’m looking for, and I get some rewards to cash out for some free shit while I’m at it.