I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • zigmus64@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I fucking know a guy who claims he’s got no idea what heartburn is, and that he’s never had a headache. He’s about 70 years old and is probably the happiest most joyful person I’ve ever met.

    • GiantFloppyCock
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      1 year ago

      Never had a headache? Good fucking god what a lucky bastard.