Even if it is “Hollywood” money, he is passing as real and that may be a crime itself.

But won’t matter cause no Republicans will be ashamed by his actions.

As a politician is it a good thing to tell people you have brain worms?

A big white dog.

My nightstand is his crate.

I rolled dice

Doesn’t matter, if Trump gets elected he and the gop will fuck everything up. Then the republican voters get bored and don’t turn out for an election, and the democrats are upset so they turn out in droves we get a democratic house, senate and white house. The democrats start fixing everything.

Republicans start screaming about guns or bibles or gays. Their voters get upset and democratic voters are complacent because everything is going well.

Midterm Republicans take either house or senate and proceed to hinder everything they can …

Progressive voters need to vote at every election for everything from school board to Whitehouse. If there are no democratic candidates vote for the closest thing you can find .

The real most expensive vhs is of my first wedding, I’m willing to sell it for $300,000.

(Disclaimer: it was destroyed in a flood and thrown away and now resides in a landfill. However upon receiving the $300,000 I will send you a receipt stating that you own it.)

It’s a carpet beetle. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varied_carpet_beetle

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

Or a penis, both are inevitable outcomes.

fuck tha police

I think it’s a great way to hold people’s attention between expansions.

It stands alone from the normal game, except for transmogs and maybe pets/ toys.

What if the cheese is Brie?

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.

The people who vote for them are ignorant and angry, and the people who fund the gop are the only people who benefit from their policies.

I have pet dubias, they are a bit slow to get going but if kept warm and fed they reproduce better.

They don’t fly or climb, they have no smell that I can detect, they are not prone to cannibalism, the only sound they make is rustlingif they all get startledand run for cover. And since they prefer fruit you don’t have to water them.

Mine live in a 20 gal aquarium with just cardboard and food.

I’ve kept crickets, and mealworms but dubias are far and away the easiest, just watch out for fruit flys.

it’s a win for some employees, what they will do is get rid of the expensive workers that have been there for years and hire more new people.

I would bet that they end up making more money after the pay raises.

https://www.pornhub.com/gay/video/search?search=romantic

Psst, she used to go by Sansevieria but she is a Dracaena now.