Not a very nice one, admittedly.

Guy’s gotta have a hobby.

The issue is the fragility of religious nation-states vs their ancient artefacts. If (say) the UK is happy to protect ancient artefacts against insane religious zealots of X country against destruction of XYZ, the I’m 100% behind the UK.

Duh…

Could they give the kid some radical surgery to make his eyes extra big?

That’s a big ole’ desert that state has. Wouldn’t it be nice for those fake electors to be given a courtesy tour, to show the state’s appreciation for their misguided efforts but no hard feelings, of the deep wilderness?

‘Breaking’ FTW.

Trying to land on the sun sounds like a GREAT way to spend the money that you could be using to fix the social ills in your country. Way to go India!!!

I started drinking lots of alcohol. It didn’t really help in the long run.

It’s like liquid therapy.

Then you lose your family and job.

It’s great!

God forbid that they concentrate on the quality of the basic vehicle instead.

It’s lost on me so the joke is wasted.

Have you heard his drag stage persona; Booby Helms?

He’s just having a lovely holiday somewhere, comrade.

I slightly chipped my fingernail polish.

Xmas is fucking RUINED.

Assassins

Rajat Khare? The rapist Rajat Khare?!?

Too late. It’s not Christmas any more. It was yesterday.

Because all other langauges are inferior.

Did she eat Santa?

I heard a great podcast on the origins of the cultural trope of Davy Crocket as a Disney invention.