Gotta catch um all!

The Shrek paradox

And ET and the boy touched tips.

🧟 “Hello, how may I help you?”

🤖 “Fudging son of a birch. How about you eat chicken and live a long life!”

🧟 “Thank you, but what is the reason for your call?”

🤖 “I really want to keep my account open! This is the sixth time I have called to keep my account open.”

🧟 “Ok sir, we will keep your account open. Is there anything else?”

🤖 "What? That is not what I want at all. I love you softbank and want to keep my account open. What is wrong with you geniuses!

I’m still waiting for “JEWS IN SPACE!”

This is horrible, but also not surprising. I bought a candy bar there once that expired 2 years earlier. I’m sure their inventory control is non existent.

Also, I feel like no one in power to do anything cares anymore. Lead poisoning children and giving them debilitating illnesses later in life “meh”. Policies are written based on if the policy maker can outlive problem and it does not directly effect them.

This “game” is in Alpha right? Been in development since 2012.

The bigger question is. Why is this even being operated as an actual game? Why are their even accounts to ban. How can you cheat on something that isn’t released yet and undergoing testing and bug fixes.

Heat Dome - 8 Billion people enter, no man leave.

Carn’t tell

At this point I just imagine Elon starting every conversation with a woman as “do you like horses? Because I have an offer for you”

Why do aliens have Dyson vacuums?

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This shit is bananas!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

So… everytime I nut it’s like a microplastic glitter cannon?

🎉🎉🎉

Nothing more precious than reminding your lil’ squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.