Found the account for Maguire’s mum

Definitely outside the box, and definitely a red card. So the ref only showed a yellow but called it inside the box. The universe is in harmony.

Horsham v Barnsley also on ESPN+ in the US

Is there a trophy for that?

If Modric comes, as some are predicting, that’ll be 2 players over the DP limit. How is that going to work? I have tried and failed to understand MLS roster rules.

Now that’s football. (Except for the abysmally shitty pitch, that is.)

Pérez looked fantastic against Bilbao (1 goal, 1 assist) on Sunday.

We’re going to be hearing “first time since '61” quite a bit

Cuthbert Monk’s parents had a real sense of humour.

Didn’t Ben White get married earlier this year? You’d think his wife would tell him how ridiculously naff he looks.