I was thinking about going into the army. I took the test and got a 97. My options were nurse or truck driver. I declined to enlist.

These idiots could just release a high quality story expansion for Black Flag every year for ten years and make a billion dollars. Instead they do… This.

I always describe it as a puzzle game where all the puzzles are designed by an idiot and that idiot is you.

Home assistant is making great strides and will get there eventually but it’s probably still several years and two or three hardware revisions away from replacing Alexa for anyone that isn’t a total geek about these things. They just don’t have the money to produce loss leaders like Amazon can.

Check out to GDOBlaq from konnected. I have the alarm panels and they’re great.

I have a smart lock and the only good thing about it is I have an automation that locks the door at midnight in case I forgot. That’s about it.

Nuke and pave and restore from a backup. Should take an hour or so. You did make regular backups, right?

Poe’s Law in action, folks.

The thing is, without gerrymandering they’d still have a majority of seats. They’re not content with that though. Why have 57% of the seats when you could have 79% and be completely inoculated from consequences or the feedback of any constituencies?

If your predecessor beat the guy by using platform A, it stands to reason that a pretty safe campaign strategy is to not deviate from platform A very much.

This is it. If were talking about immigrants not eating pets, we’re not talking about how Harris whooped trumps ass.

When I took anatomy class in high school we dissected euthanized cats. I’m not sure if they do that anymore but it was standard at the time.

All his kids were from ivf or artificial insemination. I’m not convinced he’s ever seen a vagina.

It’s supposed to get you to donate. That’s it. Obviously it works or they wouldn’t do it. It’s just a sales tactic though. Doesn’t actually mean anything.

You know the “4x match” stuff is bs right?

Cantina chicken burrito with the green sauce in the packet. It’s better than you’d get at most of the fake Mexican chain restaurants in my city. Not as good as the authentic places but the price can’t be beat.

I have a litter robot 3 and it’s great. It was costly but I’ve probably already made a significant amount back on litter cost. The cats took some time to get used to it and one of them refused without adding a set of steps to get in but all in all they seem happy 18months later.

That’s your right and I support you but… If your standard is “I don’t buy products that are made by bad people”… You’re gonna have a tough time. No such thing as ethical capitalism and all that.

And Trump has his secret weapon: lying out of his ass with no fact checking. Guess which one will win.

How am I siding with a corporation? The only people involved are the guy harassing people for YouTube views and the people he’s harassing.

The stores aren’t involved in the altercations at all, other than to say “we don’t give a shit if you leave your cart out. If we did, we would do something about it.”