git [he/him, comrade/them]

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Cake day: July 30th, 2020

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  • The parking situation in the UK is becoming atrocious. People just park their cars all over the fucking pavement and on verges, blocking wheelchair users and low-mobility people. I see driveways with six cars and then more cars parked outside on the pavement like holy fuck how many cars do you need? Roads that could easily accomodate cars driving in opposite directions five years ago are now effectively one-way roads because cars block up an entire half of the road.

    And you can’t key them or let the air out of the tyres any more because of the doorbell surveillance network people have opted themselves into, or there are cameras on the cars themselves.






  • Channel 5’s producers and talent are the most Tory of all our main five channels here in the UK by a wide margin. Daily programming is a mix of:

    • Fuck the poor lol
    • What if a rich person swapped lives with a poor person and it turns out they’re just misunderstood (we’ll breeze past explaining any exploitation involved in obtaining their wealth)
    • Oh those poor landlords having to evict tenants
    • Everybody on welfare is a fraud
    • Talking heads brown nosing the royals
    • Remember your childhood? Let’s get some talking heads to talk about the toys, chocolates, and music from when those immigrants weren’t around
    • Here’s why immigrants are taking all the jobs and draining the welfare system
    • Let’s follow cops testing out their new drones and endangering the public with pointless high speed chases through built up areas and arresting people for being out at night
    • Isn’t the south just lovely and white? You’ll get killed if you ever go north.
    • Your neighbours are out to kill you
    • Are we being too hard on the smol bean government who killed people during lockdown?