With beanis I get a 50% discount.
When I was adrift in a sea of untime, thinking of beanis kept me sane.
I am no longer being haunted by the ghost of Ted Raimi.
Beanis helps me avoid awkward water cooler conversations.
I am an avid fan of Dr. Robotnik’s Meanis Beanis Machinis.
People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!