Rapidcreek@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoJared Kushner says Gaza’s ‘waterfront property could be very valuable’www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down118cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmy.mllandback@slrpnk.net
arrow-up1159arrow-down1external-linkJared Kushner says Gaza’s ‘waterfront property could be very valuable’www.theguardian.comRapidcreek@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square24fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmy.mllandback@slrpnk.net
minus-squarenoridelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·3 months agoI don’t believe in God, but I hate Jared Kushner enough that I still pray every night that he gets eaten by a bear.
minus-squareTransplantedSconielinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoWhy do that to a bear? Flesh eating microbes is the way to go for him. They have no feelings. They just eat.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoIt’s a Christian classic. Pray to God, God sends bear, bear mauls fourty-two kids to death, but this time the group of kids is just Jared Kushner.
minus-squarebigkahuna1986@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoWouldn’t a plague be a Christian classic too? Like if we have to bring back time of the old ones for a while that would be ok.
minus-squarelando55@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoWhy doesn’t anyone ever think about the poor microbes? A strong acid would do just as good a job without having to involve any lifeforms.
I don’t believe in God, but I hate Jared Kushner enough that I still pray every night that he gets eaten by a bear.
Why do that to a bear?
Flesh eating microbes is the way to go for him. They have no feelings. They just eat.
It’s a Christian classic. Pray to God, God sends bear, bear mauls fourty-two kids to death, but this time the group of kids is just Jared Kushner.
Wouldn’t a plague be a Christian classic too? Like if we have to bring back time of the old ones for a while that would be ok.
Why doesn’t anyone ever think about the poor microbes?
A strong acid would do just as good a job without having to involve any lifeforms.