• Evil_Shrubbery
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    2 months ago

    Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.

    And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).

    Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).