Wasn’t “Boober Eats” the name of some strip club’s food delivery service during the pandemic? Seemed like a decent idea as long as the dancers/delivery drivers were valued and treated fairly.
No shit? I guess I came up with that shit independently.
But yeah, I agree. It does seem like something that COULD be clawed back from the clutches of dystopian horror, if it was managed correctly. But that’s sadly unlikely. :(
Can’t someone sell their holes for the simple love of the game?
Related topic: when are the rideshare and food delivery app people going to realize they could make a bunch of sex work money, too?
The second they realize how much money that shit would make, they’d lobby congress to legalize prostitution, so fucking fast.
Name ideas include:
bUber
GropeHub
WhoreDash
bUber Black
InstaThot
EDIT: if you want to go to them, rather than them coming to you… AirTnA and Vgno
That last one is a little stretched. Vrbo to Vgno. But I guess a little stretching is appropriate.
EDIT 2: Also, Hooking.com <— Don’t go to that domain. I don’t know what it is.
Yeah… Because sex workers aren’t exploited enough. /s
Oh, I’m well aware that this would be like pouring gasoline and AIDS blood on a port-a-potty fire.
But since we’re sliding into a full dystopia anyway, I’m not going to worry if my gallows humor is 100 percent politically correct.
Yeah, should’ve noticed. Guess I was tired before.
No worries.
Wasn’t “Boober Eats” the name of some strip club’s food delivery service during the pandemic? Seemed like a decent idea as long as the dancers/delivery drivers were valued and treated fairly.
No shit? I guess I came up with that shit independently.
But yeah, I agree. It does seem like something that COULD be clawed back from the clutches of dystopian horror, if it was managed correctly. But that’s sadly unlikely. :(
I would like to go into business with you. Let’s invent Apple next!
Or Android. But it’s more of a sex robot.
I tried to respond with ASCII art of Crow T Robot with boobs, but it turned into a nightmare
It’s the dirty thought that counts.
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I think they had that in Star Trek , called it Data.