I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
And your belly button. Often forgotten, but an unwashed innie stinks!
I did the grave mistake of shoving my nose in one without proper cleaning.
I had to pretend I was choking on my own spit not to offend the girl.
Thank you for this reminder. I always had a nice open easy to clean one, but recently had a hernia surgery where my bellybutton got rearranged. Now it’s a tight little crevasse, and I’ll need to start paying special attention to cleaning it out.
Ooof, got my tongue in one 😖