Have Bill gates in a sleep over, who will tell you the secrets to screwing people over and spyware tricks
or dining with the foot fungus eating master, Richard Stallman, who will explain in great detail about the origins of GNU and why that finnish guy made GNU largely small in the grand scheme of things.
But you’re worth more than a billion dollars to someone
Then that someone can kill me.
Well, at least you’re dedicated to your ideology. Good trait to have I suppose…