• TurtlePower
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    2 months ago

    I haven’t tried them all, but I just gave my wife a Kraft Singles slice, and she is completely fascinated with it, going, “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?”

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        2 months ago

        Actually, I won her over with flowers…

        “You wanna smoke a bowl?”

        However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I’m just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.

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          2 months ago

          Are you sure that if you wouldn’t have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn’t be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would’ve worked

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      2 months ago

      That’s not cheese bro. You’re going to polymorph your wife into a goat or something. Don’t mess with the spell.

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        2 months ago

        Shit, if Uncle Fester says something about casting spells and shit, imma listen. How’s Cousin It doin?