Last week I had to go to my mom’s house to pick up half of a cat from in front of her house. Something had eaten most of the rest of it, but its head was still in pristine condition.
That was a nightmare trying to get everything onto a shovel so that I could quickly bag the whole thing in one go. I still can’t believe how clean and intact most of the torso bones were…
No. I’m lazy. You speak for me.
For the next 15 minutes, @drolex@sopuli.xyz is my official spokesperson. Anything they say, I endorse and double.
I eat halves of cats.
Oh wow, true story time:
Last week I had to go to my mom’s house to pick up half of a cat from in front of her house. Something had eaten most of the rest of it, but its head was still in pristine condition.
That was a nightmare trying to get everything onto a shovel so that I could quickly bag the whole thing in one go. I still can’t believe how clean and intact most of the torso bones were…
That poor kitty…
Oh shit! I just got it! I said “endorse and double,” so you said “halves of cats,” meaning whole cats.
Fucking hilarious. That was a slow burn with a really enjoyable finish. Bra-fucking-vo.
I’ve been quietly chuckling at this for about 5 whole minutes now.