• thefartographer
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    2 months ago

    Trump had no base hits in the debate but his long ball is still rising.

    What fucking game is he playing? You either round the bases or you don’t. Trump claimed that immigrants ate the game ball while he lost and now that everyone’s packed up and gone home, someone’s saying that “actually, because the immigrants ate the game ball, Trump scored a home run. Change the score!”

    P.S. (for the innuendo): someone should ask Lauren Loomer which one is Trump’s long ball, left or right?