• calabast
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    2 months ago

    You’re really good at critiquing social media posts. I got another here. You’re good at finding shortcuts around this part of town.

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      2 months ago

      I don’t know what that third sentence means, but I could use a shortcut. Can you tell me the quickest way to get to Praise-kink Pat’s Popular Store?

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        2 months ago

        Google maps is gonna tell you to go up 5th Street and get on the highway, but don’t do that. The traffic is terrible. Instead head down to elm Street and just plow through the farmers market, and bingbangboom, you’re there. Bonus points for every fruit stand you slam through.