• Alien Nathan Edward
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    “Don’t whistle while you’re pissing.” —Hagbard Celine - Illuminatus by Robert Anton Wilson

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      My personal favorite is (and I’m probably messing it up because it’s been 30 years…):

      If there were more bloody noses, there’d be fewer wars.

      When I read that, I was finally able to reconcile my pacifist upbringing with the reality I was observing.