As a good boss I should never send my employees home early to their children. This will grow resentment.
Actually some kids could pay me kickbacks. Maybe I should canvas just in case… do people still have home phones, or am I going to need social media for this?
Is it the weekend yet?..
Bloody hell this week has draaaaaaaaaaaged!
Weekend has been cancelled, tomorrow is Monday. Please make the necessary preparations.
EDIT: For some reason my coworkers say I won’t make a good manager.
Practice firing them. You’re fired! And you’re fired! You’re all fired! Fired! Fired! Fired!
Now we’re happy to re-hire you as a contractor, but you need to show spunk.
That’s not even remotely funny; I need some downtime!
Then again it would skip 2 days of school holidays with kids in the house… Can we skip straight to Monday 9th October? Hmmmmm.
As a good boss I should never send my employees home early to their children. This will grow resentment.
Actually some kids could pay me kickbacks. Maybe I should canvas just in case… do people still have home phones, or am I going to need social media for this?
If your really want to make some coin, just take my kids for a fee, parents will pay big for 3 nights off.
trains them in management
EDIT: upper management