I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • Trebuchet
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    1 year ago

    Nothing gets stuck in my teeth man.

    Or, doesn’t get acid reflux man.

    • zigmus64@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I fucking know a guy who claims he’s got no idea what heartburn is, and that he’s never had a headache. He’s about 70 years old and is probably the happiest most joyful person I’ve ever met.

      • GiantFloppyCock
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        1 year ago

        Never had a headache? Good fucking god what a lucky bastard.