Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from “Santa”. I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.
I once decided to buy a dildo to spice up mine and my girlfriend’s bed play. Didn’t pay too much attention to the size, just saw positive reviews and clicked “buy now”. That’s how I ended up with a massive dildo in my mail. There’s no way it would fit her, nevermind me. But, it had a pump on it to simulate ejaculations, so it ended up being used as alcohol dispenser at our christmas party. And yes, there were more people than the two of us. It was certainly more usable than the menstrual whiskey cups that the other guy brought…
Was at a Christmas party last night and a guy dropped a 2 foot long double ended dildo on the table.
Male to Male adapters exist, but electrically questionable.
ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!
What parties are you attending that:
Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.
Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from “Santa”. I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.
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I once decided to buy a dildo to spice up mine and my girlfriend’s bed play. Didn’t pay too much attention to the size, just saw positive reviews and clicked “buy now”. That’s how I ended up with a massive dildo in my mail. There’s no way it would fit her, nevermind me. But, it had a pump on it to simulate ejaculations, so it ended up being used as alcohol dispenser at our christmas party. And yes, there were more people than the two of us. It was certainly more usable than the menstrual whiskey cups that the other guy brought…
Really fun ones.
The guy in question is a firefighter.
Furry parties have more then double ended dildo