ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago"We do things a little differently here!"i.postimg.ccimagemessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down122
arrow-up11.12Karrow-down1image"We do things a little differently here!"i.postimg.ccZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-squareintensely_humanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up141·5 months agoWe like to sit you down, and show you a menu. We take pride on our chewable, edible food. These little fellers here are silverware.
minus-squaredonlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·5 months agoThis (gestures expansively to a cup) is what we here like to call a cup! It’s frequently used to hold liquids such as water, which is exactly what I’ve just poured into it.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months ago“Honey, they have drinking bowls with handles!”
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months ago“Babe, I think this place might be out of our price range. Why can’t we just go to the place with tableside hamster bottles again?”
minus-squarelimelight79linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months ago“Unlike many other restaurants, we offer a choice of beverages other than water. Some of those beverages will intoxicate you.”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoWhat if I don’t want my water in a “cup”?
minus-squaredonlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoYou will leave this establishment immediately, you barbarous doorknob. 🫵😤👉
We like to sit you down, and show you a menu. We take pride on our chewable, edible food. These little fellers here are silverware.
This (gestures expansively to a cup) is what we here like to call a cup! It’s frequently used to hold liquids such as water, which is exactly what I’ve just poured into it.
“Honey, they have drinking bowls with handles!”
“Babe, I think this place might be out of our price range. Why can’t we just go to the place with tableside hamster bottles again?”
“Unlike many other restaurants, we offer a choice of beverages other than water. Some of those beverages will intoxicate you.”
What if I don’t want my water in a “cup”?
You will leave this establishment immediately, you barbarous doorknob. 🫵😤👉
Neat!