[OC] - well, the joke is an old Rodney Dangerfield one liner, lol
Using Dangerfield material with this meme format is just a gold print. Or gold press platinum print at least.
Could perfectly hear Datas delivery too. Even the ba dum bum
Edit: fixed a couple grammar things. I make a lot of spelling and grammatical errors. I think faster than I type and just skip words or don’t even notice that I’ve used the wrong one. This place is honestly the only place that never calls me out for it. I love y’all so much.
We love you so much, but it’s “gold-pressed latinum”
Being sleepy as shit and also having an asshole autocorrect does a good pair not make.
Sorry lol I’d edit it but your callout is justified.
It’s okay! I actually have “gold-pressed latinum” programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like “what the fuck is platinum” on the rare occasions I need to type that word.
Template
This template has already been used for another meme, it’s a great template!
Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?
And then they shut me down. No respect, no respect at all.
DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -
PICARD: Well, Data, there’s more to humor than, well, data.
(he does not see)
“If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request.”
It was so bad … it left my brother in pieces … it broke him apart … he literally lost his head … they pulled his leg … he was disarmed … he needed a hand … he didn’t have a leg to stand on … his feet weren’t touching the ground
Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he’d be funnier.
Also: Now I can’t stop thinking of that Borat clip about the “not” joke but instead of Borat, it’s Data.
“This Padd is black not.”
Saw the meme, big smile on my face. “Who posted this one?” I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"
Haha, thank you much
Data’s eyes here see into my very soul…
Didn’t notice it before but now I can’t unsee and am scared…
There is no escape
“Nope, no respect… I tell ya, I can’t even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay’s holodeck programs!”
Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily
Don’t you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.
