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Seriously wtf, amerikkka now has three different flavors of fascist to choose from for president.
That was where Perot was in March of ‘92, btw- he peaked at 37% in June until people learned he hired detectives to investigate HW, and after he called NAACP members “you people”.
This guy’s literally said that coronavirus was engineered to spare Jewish and Chinese people and it’s barely made a dent so far
He said Wifi makes your brain bleed. Also that cell phones cause cancer and that’s why he doesn’t carry his in his pocket, right before pulling his phone out of his pocket.
We live in the post-gaffe era lmao
More like “Literally anybody else” polls at 22%
Honestly right now she probably could
She absolutely should as well, I wish to inflict pain on the United States by recreating the psychic trauma of 2016 but on a grander more farcical scale.
Why does every third party candidate have to be a crank?
got some cool onesThey’re like 6th party :(
SHE’S ELECTABLE IF YOU VOTE FOR HER
Didn’t they get the most votes in the last presidential election after the Libertarian and Green parties? That would make PSL 5th.
Nader was the coolest lib you know
I voted for nader instead of Obama
Highest placed third party candidate in US elections:
2020 - Libertarian bozo | 2016 & 2012 - Libertarian bozo (same guy) | 2008 to 2000 Socdem (same guy) | 1996 & 1992 - Trump but less boorish | 1988 - The libertarian bozo Reddit loved in the early 2010s | Literally 1984 - Libertarian bozo | 1980 - Lib | 1976 - Socdem | 1972 - The racist single-issue candidate | 1968 - “segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” | 1964 - Comrade supporting a form of socialism nobody but map game modders remembers nowadays | 1960 & 1956 - racist single-issue voters for… no candidate | 1952 - Socdem | 1948 - The racist single-issue candidate (who was a US Senator until 2003) | 1944 - Texas fascists | 1940, 1932 & 1928 - Radlib socialist | 1936 - Nazi | 1924 - Socdem | 1920, 1908, 1904 - Gigachad Eugene V. Debs | 1916 - Socdem who would reject socialism in 2 years’ time | 1912 - The Republican Party candidate lmao | 1900 - The booze is bad party candidate
:vote: Afroman for president
Ooh, could we have a round 2 of that Barbara Bush vs. Hillary Clinton cookie recipe thing, but with lemon pound cake recipes instead?
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The year is 2050 and the United States is embroiled in a civil war between a federal government coopted by a bunch of Chinese boomers who think meditating super hard will make them fly; the Mormons, who have decided to bring back the “blood oathe against the American government” thing; and Scientologists.
the Mormons, who have decided to bring back the “blood oathe against the American government”
Critical support for the Latter Day Saints Church in their fight against the Fed beast
to be fair newspaper subscribers are probably 90% people over 50. but yes, it is bleak how that Falun Gong propaganda rag has hypnotized the geriatrics.
Their ads in Sweden are currently claiming that they’re a refuge from ‘activist journalism’. Which is hilarious.
the fourth most subscribed newspaper
Like bragging about being the fourth tallest pygmy. Nevermind the fact that subscriptions are free as in beer. Just another glorified political mailer that you get whether you want it or not.
It’s 4th? Fucking hell
Sirhan Sirhan has a chance to something really funny
Whoever gets picked as VP gets heckled by protestors after replacing RFK’s former slot by dragging Skip Humphrey out of retirement
TIL He’s still alive. Apparently RFK Jr. supported him getting out on parole after 53 years. He was not let out.
Parole board approved it, Newsom blocked it
lmao I’ve heard lots of praise for this guy by people I know. Listened to him talk and was baffled that anybody took him seriously. Makes me questions the intelligence of those people singing his praises.
Probably from the same kind of people that think mElon’s room temperature ramblings are a sign of his very powerful brain when he’s saying the most obvious shit at 0.5x playback speed.
Yupp. They’ve praised Elon Musk and think President Bukele is a genius saving El Salvador from imperialism by implementing bitcoin.
And the photo is also orange
:smolbrain: they use same make up artists, and the company gone wild
:middlebrain: they use same lighting and the company gone wild
:bigbrain: they use same photoshop macro
:galaxybrain: all their monitors are miscalibrated by the same gadget
Seriously wtf, amerikkka now has three different flavors of fascist to choose from for president.
At least Biden and Trump both wash their hands after they take a shit and believe in germ theory.
Can’t wait for his first state of the union and its indistinguishable from listening to a rock tumbler for 2 hours.
Lmao what a ridiculous country
Anecdotally, I have a boomer coworker who won’t shut up about him or any other person named Kennedy. Otherwise she loves Trump and always votes straight ticket Republican.
When you live in the US, your brain is overclocked by celebrity worship, and you can’t decide which brand to go to
It’s going to be hilarious to see who she chooses and her reasoning for it.
My grandpa, an avid Chomsky fan, is all in for RFK. He claims that the vaccine/covid stuff was a mistake and he’s walked it back. He wants me to listen to him but I don’t really feel like it. Has RFK shifted left at all or is he still licking Israel’s boot?
Edit: His twitter barely mentions anything of the conflict. Instead he’s still tweeting about secret service protection. Read the room, idiot.
make him read these articles as a precondition
https://dashthered.medium.com/the-anti-chomskÿng-66dcd8224729
who’s he drawing votes from, Trump or Genocidin Biden?
Last I heard he was mostly pulling Trump supporters
Ngl Biden winning because RFK spoils for Trump is actually kind of a funny result.
Or if Trump wins because he’s a spoiler for Biden.
The funniest result is for RFK to just win outright which is why it might actually happen.
I mean that’s certainly impressive as a polling stat but all that would really mean is he’d give biden the presidency if he ran, Trump would have to give him something for him to drop out.
Honestly if this guy was a socialist getting these numbers he could take the election from a democrat and force them to concede something which I don’t think is a bad backbone for an electoral strategy, any comrades from the partyist wings of DSA here? Can you tell me if that’s the strategy of factions like MUG and red star?
Honestly if this guy was a socialist getting these numbers he could take the election from a democrat
Democrats would happily fall on their own swords, just so they could scream about how Socialism Gave Us Donald Trump and then add another five billion people to the black book of Communism.
And like imagine expecting to actually receive whatever concessions you negotiate before the election.
