I’ve taught mine the “shut up, she’s your ex”
Nobody is prepared for raptor vag
Clever girl.
You would def want all your release and consent forms signed and notarized and up to date 🚔
- Sit
- Stay
- Stand
- Shake
Though I’m not buildy at all whatsoever, I can boob-flex like how men can sometimes bicep-flex.
What do you mean by:
sometimes
bicep flex
?
You know that thing people do on TV sometimes where when they’re shirtless they can wiggle the front of their torso like how someone can twitch their nose or move their ears on demand?
U got a video link that shows it, kinda get what you’re saying but would love to really bring it home ;)
I did try to find a video before posting the reply, YouTube was being unreliable though and I couldn’t find anything.
You’ll get 'em some day, Sport :)
Edit: are you a chick?
boob-flex
Not sure how you mean by “chick”. If you mean to ask my gender, I’m a woman, yes. If you mean to ask how attractive I am though, not sure. My breasts are modest when compared to contemporaries in case that was the first thought. I have midtone-ish light-ish skin, short styled hair, and I’m not much taller than five feet.
Ya, you’re a girl aha (like woman but speaking colloquially. I always have mock-surprise cuz of the meme/adage
theres no girls on the internet
ahaEdit: thanks for the stats, def wasn’t asking for them but I’m a simple man, a woman offers a pleasing mental image unsolicited, I accept and upvote, and I’ll wrap it up there 🥵
Edit: I don’t think size really factors into “hotness” for me, quite distinct reference points. I like all tits figuratively speaking
They call me Stretch Nuts.