Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoI thought this was a masterfully written work of satire until I noticed it was from The Spectator.hexbear.netimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down11
arrow-up180arrow-down1imageI thought this was a masterfully written work of satire until I noticed it was from The Spectator.hexbear.netUmechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squarecitrussy_capybara [ze/hir]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·7 months ago“I ruined my niece’s wedding because I wouldn’t stop spreading and defending JBP’s far-right positions” https://archive.is/bbCPz
minus-squareTheCaconym [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·7 months agoThey should just straight go to inventing some sort of secret passphrase to recognize each other Psst… The Kermit Bacons at Midnight
minus-squarePeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 months agothis hurt me, please stop
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months ago The Kermit Bacons at Midnight The worst indie band ever.
minus-squareExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months ago The Kermit Bacons at Midnight krakermit
minus-squareTranscendentalEmpirelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months ago The Kermit Bacons at Midnight ! “The Kermit Benzos at Midnight!” Ftfy.
“I ruined my niece’s wedding because I wouldn’t stop spreading and defending JBP’s far-right positions”
![](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/fbe41bb1-f002-4ad9-b3ff-a562aa268c8c.jpeg)
https://archive.is/bbCPz
They should just straight go to inventing some sort of secret passphrase to recognize each other
Psst… The Kermit Bacons at Midnight![emoji jordan-eboy-peterson jordan-eboy-peterson](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/d74e1ff6-2b95-4f92-9192-f226c87283a8.png)
this hurt me, please stop
The worst indie band ever.
krakermit
“The Kermit Benzos at Midnight!” Ftfy.
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