• Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    Yeah that won’t be interpreted as some kind of act of God in favor of Israel at all…

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        a certain breed of american idiots, on the other hand… (and probably zionists everywhere,)

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          11 months ago

          Eh. They already believe their god wants them to commit genocide. I don’t know that them feeling this confirms it changes anything.

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        11 months ago

        Turkish Muslims probably aren’t reading Newsweek. This isn’t a newsworthy event in America, but it’s being reported for consumption by a western audience.

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      11 months ago

      Maybe God just doesn’t like people talking shit on his behalf? “Oh, I’m supposed to take out your trash? How bout this, boom, now you’re trash. Fuckin gottem. Punk ass bitch trying to tell me who to smite… shiiii-it, I invented irony, bitch! Who do you think you’re fucking with? Smite you just for looking my way, muther fucker. Keep my name out your mouth. Damn, cracked your dome on the way down, too. Shit, I didn’t even mean that one. That was just karma doubling up on ya. Sucks to suck, bitch.”

      • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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        11 months ago

        Yeah that’s literally invoking god’s name in vain and making false prophesy. It’s pretty easy to interpret this as god being Big Mad that some uppity human thought to speak for him. “How dare you assume I give a fuck!”

        … or, y’know, his blood pressure was high.

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    11 months ago

    Ooooo that head smack at the end.

    Not only did God pop his ticker, but he scrambled his egg.