Choose wisely.

  • intensely_human
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    10 months ago

    Do I get to know what I’m choosing it for?

    Mayo is best for creating a slippery surface. Mustard stings the most in the eyes, and ketchup allows me to play dead by mimicking blood.

    So I need to know the context to know what kind of Jason Bourne scenario my condiment is for.