but Coco Channel was a fucking nazi so you should put one thing on before you leave the house. (this is a joke the quote is apocryphal)
minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell you more less
is good im gonna steal this.This is… actually true
the hexbear corollary:
Before you shitpost, reread your post and remove one hot take.
Counter-revolutionary revisionism. Which is to say, you’re not allowed to revise your posts. You have to post the whole take, fresh from the overn.
I always edit my posts
Sometimes you have to look at them in place before you realize they need a little extra something
Edit: removed slur
Wait, wait,
Babe wake up, new tagline just dropped.
Word. Minimalism is bullshit.
“You can never be overdressed or overeducated” - Oscar Wilde, the OG dirtbag socialist.
when i was in high school this communist boy was trying to pull me left (i was a democratic socialist) and he used my love of Oscar Wilde to do it. he sent me the soul of a man under socialism and I was enamored.
I think there is actually some virtue to be found in minimalism and an appreciation for what is “enough.”
but I’m also an aescetic freak who got rid of his only wooden bowl so your mileage may vary
How do you eat soup without your bowl?
I pour it in the gutters so I can share it with all my rascally street dog friends
Hell yeah. Diogenes pilled, Cynic-maxxing
I feel like overdressed usually refers to looking formal, and not having three different puffer jackets in various neon colors
In the case of the late Mr. Wilde I assure you he would be thrilled with the idea of three different neon puffer jackets. The man was a sartorial menace.
Welp guess I have to either take off my shirt or my pants
Before you leave the house make sure you don’t gotta peepee or doodoo
I’m not leaving my house until I look like a damn Christmas tree. Take that, Cuckoo Channel!
Fuck you Cuckoo Im a Christmas Tree
