Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that’s when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I’m thinking I’m the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You’re not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I’m not? Then what’s my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It’s, uh, uh - -I don’t know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn’t important enough for a last name, because I’m gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I’m “Crewman Number Six”.
“We’ve got to get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”
yes, but which two are the time travelers who were just really wanted to meet Kirk, but got into a history-altering bar fight instead?
We do not speak of it to outsiders
pretty sure the one on the right is Captain Pike –
In starfleet they write the rank on the inside of the uniform, so these guys see “TEMP” as they’re putting their shirts on.
If my name was Some Dude Who Cares? I would change it as soon as I could.
Excuse me, but conflating Some Dude and Who Cares? cheapens their almost certain deaths.
Omg now I want a sci-fi story with a character named Sum Dood, Hu Kaers and other characters with such names…Lieutenant Lae Dee (lady), Captain Ohvar Reaaxt (over reacts), etc. Could be hilarious!
It’s too late!
