I never realised the film was this bad. This review is brutal and more importantly, enjoyable.

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      9 months ago

      It wouldn’t matter. Disney would fuck them up. All of them.

      Let Sony have one stinker.

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        Disney has been hit and miss. Sony has been all misses. GotG3 was good, and many of the shows, Loki, Echo, What If, Moon Knight, they have been good. I enjoyed She-Hulk, but I understand why many people didn’t.

        The point is, Morbius could be morbin around in the background of the upcoming Blade movie. Symbiotes could have been connected to the Necrosword. Kingpin, Daredevil, and Punisher are all coming back to the MCU and it would be excellent if they had Kraven, Rhino, Vulture, Shocker, Prowler, Doctor Octopus, Chameleon, et. al. to interact with.

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        Yeah 6 years ago I may have thought that letting Disney get all fragments of marvel IPs under their belt was for the best but I’m pretty sure Disney would just pump out similar bland garbage now.

        I’m a big believer that bland is worse than bad, although it’s worth saying the Sony movies have been bland, they’ve been less bland and more bad than the MCU.

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          I’ve been saying this for years. We can’t trust Disney with ips we actually like. Especially stuff that would work better being with higher number ratings. Like pg16 or higher.

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      The last three live action Spider-Man movies were fantastic, though. It’s everything else that they should return for sure.

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    Is this the female Morbius? Its spiritual successor? Damn, sony did it again. Now we just need to meme about it and make Sony re-release it, so that it can flop twice, just like its predecessor. Too bad noone even cares enough to meme about it.

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    Every critic I see seems to agree this movie is bad. It’s almost worrying how complete the consensus is.

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    It might help if they used the Spider-Man characters people have actually heard of

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      I’m not a marvel Fanboy. Or a Spider-Man super fan by any means. But even I’ve heard of Madame Webb. Not whoever this movie is about but the actual madam Webb. Morbius. On the other hand, yeah that one I wasn’t necessarily aware of. But Madame Webb I think more people are aware of than you might guess.

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        The only reason I know Madame Webb is that she randomly started telling Spider-Man what to do in the later episodes of his 90’s show, where she felt completely out of place and poorly explained.

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      I actually prefer the opposite. I don’t want them to butcher Doc Ock, or do a Norman Osborn standalone. And the marvel movies show you can absolutely uplift a obscure character and suddenly make them popular.

      Sony just are sucking at execution, over and over.

      • Queen HawlSera
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        Honestly I liked Morbius, I thought it was refreshing that we just had a cool dark super hero movie without years of MCU baggage, stupid injokes, or meta humor.