- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.
Or give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don’t have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail
Wrong.
Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.
A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.
Lathe?
A piece of survey stake
Not this?
Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄
I was singing What a Wonderful World in my head before I realized this wasn’t the song
What do you mean, what other song could it be referring to?
Yeah, this is definitely meant to go to that tune. It’s just not the usual lyrics.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=2nGKqH26xlg
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
RIP Mitch Hedberg
that’s it im starting from scratch and gonna make a pager
Apart from medical staff, only people born pre-2000 will know what you’re talking about
for the record I’ve never seen a real pager in my life
I am friends with a guy that wrote a bug that caused a major PageNet outage. He’s almost famous his bug was that bad.
It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.
… this is minecraft.