I know you’re just being cheeky but I have to say I disagree with this, seeing comments implying people actually read the article is one of the things that drew me to r/cth and away from the rest of reddit, and it’s one of the things I noticed still applies here for the most part (not shaming OP, very occasionally I post an article without reading)
In fact I remember seeing a quote from Reddit or something complaining about how annoying it is to “debate” Hexbears because they “read everything”. I wish I could find it.
Hexbear stands before you, it towers over you, face hidden behind the shadow under their hat, wearing a trench coat cinched at the waist
As you look closer you notice that Hexbear is slightly wobbly, the feet are incredibly small for a creature this size, the arms of the trench coat hang limply down at the beast’s sides but there is no sign of hands or even fingers visible
You hear the quiet whispers and giggles of children from inside the coat
“Holy shit!”, you exclaim, “Hexbear is just three kids in a trench coat!”
It’s a Hexbear tradition
I know you’re just being cheeky but I have to say I disagree with this, seeing comments implying people actually read the article is one of the things that drew me to r/cth and away from the rest of reddit, and it’s one of the things I noticed still applies here for the most part (not shaming OP, very occasionally I post an article without reading)
Yeah you’re right. I’m being a bit harsh ha.
In fact I remember seeing a quote from Reddit or something complaining about how annoying it is to “debate” Hexbears because they “read everything”. I wish I could find it.
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enemyHexbear is bothstrongwell-read andweaka literal child.Well the problem is I’m here and I’m an idiot.
Hexbear stands before you, it towers over you, face hidden behind the shadow under their hat, wearing a trench coat cinched at the waist
As you look closer you notice that Hexbear is slightly wobbly, the feet are incredibly small for a creature this size, the arms of the trench coat hang limply down at the beast’s sides but there is no sign of hands or even fingers visible
You hear the quiet whispers and giggles of children from inside the coat
“Holy shit!”, you exclaim, “Hexbear is just three kids in a trench coat!”