I have one from a band called Massie that says “you work hard, I’ll be sexy”.
Makes me laugh every time.
I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.
Both winners.
My blue screen of death t-shirt, I have it on right now underneath my denim jacket. Was lucky to find it in woman’s medium, usually it’s sold as man’s XL.
Haha, nice, that sounds pretty good.