• JimSamtanko
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    5 months ago

    This is just like a joke my girlfriend and I have on the subject :

    Google “how to remove a splinter”

    Result: “You may have cancer. Here’s the top 20 paid results regarding things that have nothing to do with your problem.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    5 months ago

    It told me I was experiencing morning sickness because I’ve been throwing up almost daily for over a month now.

    I’m AMAB.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    oh shit. WebMD finally fixed their symptom checker.

    used to be you’d plug in headache and it’d be like…

    • You have a headache
    • you have a migraine.
    • you have a concussion
    • you have [a whole lot of scary shit that will kill you]

    now it just says “we couldn’t find anything wrong with you”

  • ExtimateCookie [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    “You could be dying rn or it could be absolutely nothing… It’s probably nothing…unless ? Haha can’t prescribe anything go see some doc meanwhile have this panic attack”