• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Me in Kindergarten: shows up on first day of school with cupcakes for all the girls, and fruit pies for all the boys. EVERYBODY IS MY FRIEND!!!

    Me at 40: Offers a Snickers bar to the woman crying at the bus stop.

    “WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? IS THIS DRUGGED??? ARE YOU TRYING TO ROOFIE ME??? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE PEANUT ALLERGIES!!!”

    me walking back home

    “Guess I’ll catch the bus to work some other day…”