SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoSitting and shitting on my high horselemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down15
arrow-up1559arrow-down1imageSitting and shitting on my high horselemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareXerenogan@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·4 months agoThe toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
minus-squareDg2445linkfedilinkarrow-up29·4 months agoNeed to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·4 months agoAlso a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
minus-squareBlueLineBae@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoLook at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!
minus-squareeezeebee@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 months agoI imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 months agoGet one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoNah just get the horse to hand it to you
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 months agoI sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agothat’s what squires are for.
minus-squarenieceandtows@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoThat’s why you bring your sword with you.
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!
I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
that’s what squires are for.
That’s why you bring your sword with you.