Note: He is a doctor of geology and not medicine
Unfortunate. You’ve been diagnosed as not being a rock.
Erocktile dysfunction
Nice un
silicosis
Schisting and farding out of my doodoo ass
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Elevated RBC sedimentation rate
hate to ruin a lovely bit by asking but the most peculiar thing happens googling “RBC” sedimentation. it brings up “ESR” sedimentation, which is a blood test. only “R” is shared between the two i don’t get why the search result so dramatically changes from regular “sedimentation” which gives expected geology-focused results
Listen to me carefully because I’m only gonna say it once
Never explain a joke, if you do it’s not funny anymore
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I have a bad case of the schists
…someone already made a schist pun but I am still posting it
ligmite balls
Wet Beanis
Dr rock can look at my joie de vivre.
mineral deficiency, then he gives me his number, he’s a very problematic doctor
Ded…
Not hard enough
I didn’t stick around for the diagnosis because the doctor wasn’t very gneiss
