• azimir@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    Based on the GOP approach to school shootings, they should deliver thoughts & prayers then arm the ticket taker event staff.

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        2 months ago

        Secret Service actually gets that their job includes voluntarily dying to protect who they’re there to defend.

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      2 months ago

      arm the ticket taker event staff.

      Do not arm the Ticketmaster people!

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        2 months ago

        This sounds like one of those stupid warnings they put on product warning labels. I’m going to find the user-manual templates at work and sneak this in there.