Just saved myself a few hours with that one.

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    Would that even work? The premise of the court is it is impartial. If you’re a misanthropist, you hate everyone, that’s impartial.

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      My dad got booted from a jury because he was a volunteer firefighter and it was an arson case.

      Apparently they didn’t want people prejudiced against arsonists.

      I get the idea that a firefighter would be opossed to the idea of somebody who setting fires but by that same logic that should disqualify everybody who isnt a clinically diagnosed psycopath from ever serving on a jury for a murder case in the event they’re going into the case with a negative perception of people who kill other people.

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          It’s this, however also, firefighters are statistically the most likely people to be arsonists, and the lawyer definitely doesn’t want an expert on the jury who is also potentially sympathetic to the defendant!

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          Yes, generally speaking, the more intelligent you appear the riskier the trial becomes if you’re judging. If they want experts, they’ll pay someone they know will align with their side to show up. As for jurors, they want the average joe. Smart enough to put on his socks and drive to court, but also obedient enough to feel awe and respect for the institutions.

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        Apparently they didn’t want people prejudiced against arsonists.

        Ah, but have you considered the funnier possibility that they didn’t want anyone who might look at an arsonist and think “this guy is good job security for me?”

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          If anything I’d be more concerned they’d be sympathetic because of the disproportionate percentage of firefighters that are arsonists.

          Also I know you were joking but as a volunteer firefighter I promise my dad wasn’t hoping for more opportunities to have to put out fires for free.

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      It may work, but you now have government witnesses to you saying you hate everyone to the point it affects your mental capacities to think and judge and must be excused from society. It will come back to bite you if anything happens in the future.