Oh yeah fuck my BOX.
Uh, ouch, you want me to fuck a piece of cardboard?
Although weiner is pretty silly too.
The vintage chacha watermark is the icing on the cake
“willy” is pretty silly, too.
“Hey baby check out my WILLY”
“I’m sorry, WILLY, what are you like 5? Grow up. Deeply unserious.”
“Oooh, put your willy in my box, baby”
I think box is at least neutral. Weirdo terms like strange or axe-wound are worse
Okay that’s straight up misogyny.
What about gash?
“Strange” refers specifically to picking up a stranger though, and I’ve heard it used in reference to men too
I once heard a guy use “clobbermonger” to refer to a penis
Hot
Ben Grimm?
If you’re not calling it a beaver then why bother
I nominate “gootch”.
The gooch is loose!
Untitled gooch game.
I just keep thinking of the lady from Mame.
One isn’t nominated, one is the heir to Chateau Gütsch
In 1859, Burkhard Pfyffer
bought a plot of land on the Gütsch hill.
I’ve talked about how it’s an exaggeration how much the c-word is used in Australia (and that it’s used more as a specific class/race/male signifier).
But it does sound extremely funny to hear North Americans use it for the actual private part. I remember seeing some serious movie where an actress says something like “stick it in my c-word”. And it’s meant to be both sexy and to show how vulgar she is. And I just lost it laughing.
Minge is a personal favorite
oof do not like that one
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I always end up reading your comments in Haruka’s voice and this sounds like the beginning of a clip where she finds out she’s been using “minge” wrong her whole life
It’s not even remotely box-like!
Like I said so silly, who thinks this shit up?
How about “fuzzy axe wound”?
she playstation my xbox til I wii
Counterpoint: Tallywhacker
In Afrikaans it’s even funnier, because the vulgar word for that, which also means box in Afrikaans, is “doos”. It’s just such a silly word. And people use it as a swear word sometimes, and I just can’t take it seriously.
Also this reminds me of a song lyric that always makes me giggle, in the context of the song it makes sense but still
Gotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish
In Afrikaans it’s even funnier, because the vulgar word for that, which also means box in Afrikaans, is “doos”. It’s just such a silly word. And people use it as a swear word sometimes, and I just can’t take it seriously.
Very whimsical word.
yeah, much better to use its real nickname, crevice
Box this lap. Box box box
