Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet
Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet
Go there every day and ask for a water. It’s free, but you’re costing them a tiny amount each time.
Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better
Well you gotta use up all their water first
Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am… Captain Protest!
Water…fire…earth…air…
Oh shit, it checks out!
Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.
Insurance will cover it, so you’re just hurting everyone else who has to pay for insurance.
Insurance companies look a little chilly. They could use some warming up, too, just sayin’.
Also grab something on the way out and don’t pay for it.
Use the bathroom and flush four times!