• milicent_bystandr
    1·
    2 months ago

    Younger than your tongue? How do you manage that? Relativistic time dilation or something?

        • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          2·
          2 months ago

          Fun fact, all humans (most vertebrates, IIRC?) develop the tissue that forms their two primary sphincters before pretty much anything else — and the mouth is second in that process. Every single one of us is an asshole first. 🖖🏽

          • milicent_bystandr
            2·
            2 months ago

            Feeling depressed? Lost? Lacking identity? Go back to your roots. Be an asshole.

            Is your friend an asshole? Give them time. They’ll grow into a baby.

            We were all assholes once. But with diligence, and nurture, you too can grow into living, breathing, people. Thank you class of '41, and I look forward to seeing you after you’re all born.